avocadosalad:

I would want to see Dear John if Channing Tatum wasn’t in it. I’m 90% sure he’s autistic. There has to be a reason he sucks so hard at acting—autism seems to be the best explination

Reasons why Anna is going to Hell: The above

Reason why corporate America is going to Hell: They are trying to take over the world and they do not care who they step on to get there.

Reason why I am going to Hell: I am helping them.

Reason why customers are going to Hell: They are helping too.

Another reason why customers are going to Hell: They always come in droves for the express purpose of making my life harder.

Reason why I am going to Hell: I abandoned my co workers for two hours when there were only 2 of them and 5 customers…

Reason why you’re going to Hell: You would have done the same.

Reason Applebee’s is going Hell: their clusters of booths are shapped like swastikas

Reason why I am going to Hell: I pointed this out to my Jewish firend

Reason why Fox News is going to Hell: (other than Sarah Palin) Making money and ratings by broadcasting other peoples turmoil. By watching this at Applebee’s we get another…

Reason why I am going to Hell: I pointed out that if my friend was looking to move that there are over 70,000 vacancies in Haiti (too soon?)

Reason why she is going to Hell: she laughed

Reason why you are: you did too ;)

Welcome to the Hell Blog! I decided that in the last yar I have spent copious amounts of time doing things that I had to follow up with the phrase “I am going straight to hell when I die!” So I have decided to record these moments here on Tumblr for the enjoyment of people who have nothing better to do with their time than sit around and read about my miserable life and agree with why I am a terrible human being (and hopefully laugh a little along the way).

If you don’t like the content of my blog I would prefer that you not read it and for those of you who have a sense of humor please read and above all Enjoy!

Thanks,

Brandon